// root@the-zheng-he:~#

$ cat about_me.txt

I'm just a blue team guy who values data sovereignty. Normally, people have these websites so they can advertise their social media. I don't use social media; I just pay for this VPS, so here we are. Click the links below. Or don't, I'm not the police.

$ ls -la /links

[ EXECUTE: /bin/stoat-app/enlist.sh ] [ Signup for Korpsicle's Stoat Server ] [ EXECUTE: /bin/stoat-app ] [ Login to Stoat ] >> /var/log/reckless_guild_rio >> Reckless WoW Raider.IO Profile >> /usr/local/bin/deathcore_playlist >> Deathcore Playlist

$ ls -la /games # coming soon

[ EXECUTE: /bin/suberbowl-48-sim ] [ Play Superbowl 48 Sim ] [ EXECUTE: /bin/birus-2-origins ] [ Play Birus 2: Origins ] >> You really wanted this to work didn't you squidward >> Play Banu Tuk Tuk
[ EXECUTE: cd /root ] [ Return to Root ]

root@the-zheng-he:~#